Travel by plane is comically unsexy. The air pressure in the cabin dries out the skin to an unpleasant degree. There is no legroom, even if you are of very average height. Somewhere nearby there is always a whining baby and a citizen with stale socks who snores loudly. These are not ideal conditions for having sex, to put it mildly. Although there are originals who are still excited by such a situation. Or they are simply crazy about their partner.
Many celebrities, including Kim Kardashian and Chrissy Teigen, say they've had sex on a plane before, but they probably weren't flying in economy class like mere mortals. FYI, sex on a plane isn't exactly legal, here's what you need to know if you're thinking of giving it a try.
Overnight flights are the best place for high-altitude sex
Most passengers sleep rather than get up or go to the toilet. In addition, it is at this time that the toilet is the cleanest. “If you try to imagine having sex on a plane during a regular flight, the obvious way to go would be to go to the toilet. After all, an airplane is a public place, and no one should witness intimate scenes,” explains sexologist Elena Tikhonova.
Photo: Social networks .Timing is extremely important “If you're not on an overnight flight, wait until the flight attendants start serving drinks and head to the back of the cabin. They usually start at the front, and people rarely use the toilet at this time,” Elena shares valuable information. Try to make your face simpler; you don’t need to jump into the back of the plane, beaming from ear to ear and showing your true intentions with all your appearance. Holding hands and kissing while walking is also not at all necessary. The choice of pose is also “Standing is, excuse me, the only option, unless you want to sit on a not-so-sterile toilet or kneel on a not-so-clean floor – and I'm guessing you don't want that,” Elena says. Be careful entering and leaving the toilet Leave one at a time. If you get caught, just say that one of you is feeling ill and needs an escort. Do it quickly More than 15 minutes and you will arouse suspicion. And be prepared to interrupt at any moment. Because suddenly someone actually felt very unwell, so they started knocking on your door very energetically and persistently. When leaving, check that your buttons and zippers are fastened. And aren’t strategically important parts of the body sticking out (well, you never know). Photo: Social Media Ask for extra blankets If you're lucky to fly on a plane that is not fully equipped with passengers, you can afford hand games, for example. Mutual masturbation under the covers is so wonderful – just don’t forget to stock up on wet wipes and clean up all traces of your sweet crimes. And you shouldn’t make loud characteristic sounds either, of course – and this, by the way, can add additional spice to what’s happening.
